Scoop of Life Part Three

Jan 3rd 2011
Saket, New Delhi
(Date change guys, Jan 3rd is a Monday)




Radhika: Maaaa
Sudha: Quit pulling her hair Rit
Ritwik: I got home at 3 this morning, NOT ONE sisterly hug! (grins)
Radhika sticks her tongue out
Ritwik: Did she crash her car again?
Sudha: Shubh shubh bol. This time, the "check engine" light came on
Ritwik: She managed to get under the hood and tear it up?
Radhika yells "Maaaaa"
Sudha: Abhi rehne de isko, tu jaakar so, you have the house to urself
Ritwik: When is Bhayya getting back?
Sudha:  Ananya said 8 tonite?
Radhika: Bhabhi has no sense of time, once she said 3 and Dad waited at the airport at 3 AM, turned out it was PM
Radhika guffaws falling on the couch.........
Ritwik, is amused...... he sits by her
Ritwik: Send her to Sydney with me Ma?
Sudha: Papa will go into shock beta
Ritwik: He can go with me too
Bro and sis  wrestle on the couch, Sudha's notes are done, she turns off her monitor.
The maid checks in, wants to know what to make for "Ritu" baba.
Radhika: Ritu madam ke liye aap zyaada mirchi waala khaana mat banao, unka eyeliner dissolve ho jaayega
Ritwik, strangles her
Sudha: Gopi tum bhindi banao aur pulao.
Gopi smiles looks at the bro sis duo
Sudha: I am off to work, Radhika tum, time se chaley jaana kaam par
She jumps up, as if she is stung
Radhika: Maaaaaaa please 10 min?
Ritwik, lays back on teh couch and turns on the TV in the study
She runs to her room........ showers in 5 minutes, ties a magenta scuncie in her hair wears a puffed magenta sleeve blouse with a tan A line skirt with a big slit at the back with strappy thongs.....
She doesnt wear any make up or perfume, just applies some lipstick
Runs out of the room, crashes into Gopi spilling Ritwik's tea, the cup crashes to the floor
Sudha is hopping mad but doesnt say anything
Rad: Oh! Sorry ssorry, gopiji, so sorry
Gopi: Koi baat nahi
Sudha: Woh mat balcony mein daalo Radhika dhoyegi shaam ko
Rad is apalled, "Main?" "Par mujhe to shaam ko funding ke liye jaana hai"
Sudha :Raat ko dhona
Ritwik takes the second cup of tea from Gopi, looks at his sister rolls hsi eyes
Rit: You go into work looking like THAT?
Rad:Haan!
She looks at her clothes
Rit: Maa havent you taught her anything?
Sudha looks lovely in a chanderi cotton in orange, a nice high pony tail, could pass off as a 40 year old instead of a 55 year old
Radhika: I have Dad's ugly hair, Mom has hair like Pantene ads
Rit: And you are 5'8"  and too fair, and have cheekbones that could hurt people, not to mention that midriff showing blouse........ Delhi mein?
He is offended his sister would dress like that,
Rad:I do serious work. I cannot dress like a nun! I am sorry.... get your eyelids sewn.....
Rit: A nun would commit suicide if she looked at ur blouse's neckline
Sudha: Thats enough Rit
Rit: You are allowing her to leave the house like THIS?
Sudha: Radhika.........
Rad: i am not changing (smug)
She plonks herself on the couch and starts eating a parantha that Gopi just brought in, her hands are greasy, she reaches for her Mom;s pallu
Sudha smacks her..... "Tumhara kamra, tumhaare kapde, kab seekhogi beta" (pained)
Rad: Kabhi nahi! (chowing down on her food, totally blissfully without a worry that her Mom is getting delayed)
Riwtik rolls one parantha and starts eating too
Sudha: Now we have a house full of savages with no table manners
Rit: Your darling daughter started it!
Radhika: The darling is  a pioneer! She sets trends, she paves the way, she walks on water!
Rit: My ass! (scoffs)
Smacking her shoulder, as her parantha falls on her skirt....